Left Of Leftfield #68

Brought you by soft drinks. In which a howling wind circles us in the weirdest hotel room in the world. We bong the hell out of some headlines, and Paul gets to open his birthday presents. We also offer some LOL ways to commit the perfect theft of a chocolate bar whilst acknowledging stealing is WRONG!

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Left Of Leftfield #67

In which wine has got a hold on us, good and proper. The question about Time and a new measure of marking it pushes us to a new dimension in Left Of Leftfield thinking and Paul’s toilet inventions brings us back down with a plop.

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Left Of Leftfield #66

Clickety click – it’s episode 66 in which we make Libraries a little bit more LOL. And Paul demonstrates he’s a master of the anecdote with a tale of the day Bin Laden died. It’s more of the same with wine powered combustion. Enjoy.

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Left Of Leftfield #63

In which Mark bongs local headlines (behold the power of English Understatement). ‘Ear ‘ear for Paul’s inventions. Mark’s selection are just plain weird (and far from wonderful). And we help a listener rid their corner of congregating hoodlums.

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Left Of Leftfield #62

In which we make the absolutely best use of a time machine; sorry I mean the most Left Of Leftfield use…bonging headlines, baby inventions and Swell Oh El’s. And oh yes, we’ve sorted the sound once and for all!

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Left Of Leftfield #61

This one is for our friend Marvin Close. You asked the question, Marv. All complaints will be directed to you. Episode 61 in which we get puntastic on your asses. Some are genius, most are torturous. If you thought the hummus joke was painful you might want to strap yourselves in for this one. Enjoy…

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Left Of Leftfield #59

In which Paul offers up unusual and/or ironic deaths while Mark attempts some of the worst Train station name mis-hearings ever known to man. Fingers crossed this will be the last time we use Skype as our recording method.

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Left Of Leftfield #58

In which we invent new signals (like your ears burn when somebody’s talking about you) to further the human race. Or just befuddle it. Paul plunges the depths of weirdness for his inventions and Mark bongs the hell out of the headlines.

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Left Of Leftfield 57.1 (Bonus Episode)

We have a treat for you today. On bank holiday Monday Mark and Paul co-hosted BBC Radio Leeds breakfast show. These are the Left Of Leftfield bits clipped out for your enjoyment (with a few bonuses added in). Happy listening.

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Left Of Leftfield #57

We’re back on form, with some more real LOL headlines that never fails to astound. Paul’s inventions lift the veil on sound effects in Sci Fi movies. Mark races through his 3 of 3 and we bring back our eternal crowd pleaser “What The LOL happened next?”

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Left Of Leftfield #56

We’ll be honest, it’s hard to be funny after the devastation of the recent election. So we hope this episode brings you a few chuckles. If there’s ever a message behind this podcast it’s that when you find yourself in difficult situations finding the Left Of Leftfield way can sometimes be very effective. And if not effective, it might at least be fun.

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Left Of Leftfield #55

In which we help a ‘nesh’ questioner join a ‘fight’ club that doesn’t require being punched in the face. Paul’s inventions are by famous people and Mark silences Paul with some terrible opening lines to novels.

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Left Of Leftfield #54

Paul shows he can spell the word Bong, and Mark continues his barely popular reinterpretations of middle of the road American musical links. We help Theresa May with the prison system and Paul’s inventions are…well…they’re typical Paul inventions. Sit back and enjoy, or at the very least sit back.

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Left Of Leftfield #52

In which we go back in time to the disgusting past for Mark’s inventions. We help out some feuding neighbours and figure out ways to guarantee aliens come knocking. And Paul’s inventions involve big nasty weapons of the bonkers kind.

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Left Of Leftfield #51

Welcome to Episode #51 in which Mark astounds us with incredibly accurate sound effects using only his kissable mouth & Paul demonstrates the power of his mind by forgetting the name of his Swell Oh El. There’s inventions, and questions, and a party political broadcast against the United Kingdom Independence Party. So sit back, listen and enjoy.

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Left Of Leftfield #48

The lost episode! Those eagle eyed listeners may have notice we went from 47 to 49 so we could have our Christmas Episode on time. Here then is a show that’s been sitting patiently waiting to drop. A show in which Paul makes the cleverest joke ever, followed by a painful silence and the realisation that he should never be clever ahead of funny. Mark brings back movie translations and the whole show is just a little bit surreal. Sorry about that. Enjoy!

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Left Of Leftfield #50

Don’t be thrifty, let’s get nifty it’s the big Ep 50! Happy New year, and there is love in the air this 2015. An entire episode of questions, inventions and Swell Oh Els dedicated to Lurve. With a few awkward moments along the way.

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Left Of Leftfield #49 (Christmas 2014)

Ho Ho Ho! Our festive show in which we make Christmas a bit more LOL, we give advice on how to get off Santa’s Naughty List (at short notice). We swap presents both extravagant and bonkers, and we offer up some Christmas Swell -Oh Els. All with a side order of bah humbug.

Have a lovely Christmas and email is, if you wanna spread some festive cheer at leftofleftfield@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @paulcoates_ and @Markcharnock_

Left Of Leftfield #47

In which Paul steals Mark’s headline, and Dentists get an LOL makeover. We bring back what the Hell Oh El happened next just because Paul liked the new link song so much. A wolf hound says hello to Mark in an unexpected way and Paul’s inventions are linked by a badly sung rendition of 9 to 5.

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Left Of Leftfield #46

Grab your crucifix, it’s episode 46 – In which we make reality TV more LOL and Mark brings his 4 Twig method to the art of communication. Paul’s inventions are more like Pillow Talk and Mark’s Swell Oh El is rooted in a lovely coincidence.

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Left Of Leftfield #45

For one week only, we have the return of What The El Oh El Happened next. We hope you laugh as much as we did. For all of you wannabe murderers out there we concoct the perfect LOL crime. Mark has more foreign film translations and Paul bongs the hell out of the headlines.

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Left Of Leftfield #44

Knock on the door of episode 44, and come on inside. In this episode of mirth, we give sage advice on what to do if you get stuck in a lift. Help a disgruntled husband get out of mowing the lawn. Paul rambles in the world of Kickstarter for his inventions round, and Mark sashays around the art world for his.

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Left Of Leftfield #43

We offer ideas for revenge against an evil landowner, and try to get around the fact neither of us are bright enough to go on Mastermind by finding some Left Of Leftfield Specialist subjects that don’t require knowledge. Mark tries to break friends with Paul, but a master of LOL thinking, Paul keeps him onside.

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Left Of Leftfield #42

We’d like you to meet Snowflake & Voucher Boy – superheroes for the left of leftfield generation. They’re here to help you come out as an Atheist to your religious family. They’re here to bring you the latest in Bonging headlines, new inventions/creations and some great recommendations. But more than that, they’re here to save the world from bland-dom. We need your thoughts on theme tunes and t-shirts for the best superheroes in town.

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Left Of Leftfield #41

We’re back! The summer is over, but like the sunshine, we’re here to lift your September. New headlines from around the world, we also deal with driving and what to do in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. Plus Mark tries to invent a new round called ‘Creations’

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Left Of Leftfield #40

Following a scary walk home in the dark hills, we find out just how drunk Paul & Mark are. Their social experiment has produced a slightly rambling show. They sort out bullying in the work place, Mark brings some beautifully bonkers inventions to the table and a listener is losing parcels – could it be his elderly neighbour or the postman that’s stealing them? We promise never to get this drunk before a podcast again. Honest.

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Left Of Leftfield #39

Episode #39 – brought to you by wine. The beginning of a social experiment that will complete with Episode #40 in two weeks time. We make Golf more LOL, and help Liz in Windsor with her dog recall. Paul’s inventions are Weird & Wonderful whereas Mark’s are naturally magnificent.

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Left Of Leftfield #38

Don’t be late, it’s episode 38 – in which we fix football with our LOL improvements. Paul pops to the toilet for his inventions, Will & Kate ask for toddler advice from The Doctors and there’s some unexpected sage pension advice from Mark.

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Left Of Leftfield #37

Stuffed full of premature Bongs! and advice for the needy. Chris asks for LOL ways to find out if Gwyneth still loves him. Paul goes highbrow with his inventions, but fails to scupper Mark. And Number 10 has problems with a naked neighbour. Come on inside, if ye dare.

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Left Of Leftfield #36

Thinking of proposing to your girlfriend? Do it the LOL way. Faked a tattoo, and want rid of it without your boyfriend realising you never had one? We have LOL solutions for you. That’s what we do. We help the public out of situations you’d rarely find yourself in, with solutions you could never attempt. So hop on board and listen to Mark & Paul blind you with leftfield magic.

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Left Of Leftfield #35

Paul shows that even the best inventors have their off days, and Mark has found some laws that go beyond left of leftfield. Together they help out a man who has to fake being in the SAS and offer advice to Phil Spector (the other one) on how to love a woman who sounds like Darth Vader.

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Left Of Leftfield #34

We’re now onto our second bottle of wine, and it’s all good and giggly. Questions from a neighbour in a bathroom faux pas, and Mark brings three toilet inventions that will amaze you. Our in between songs take a turn for the worse, and our Bonging news headlines involve Men!

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Left Of Leftfield #33

More bonging headlines top the show. We meet the world’s worst serial killer trying to escape on a milk float and Mark tries hard to link the segments without singing. Then the swell-oh-el gets all serious on your asses.

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Left Of Leftfield #32

We’ve gone old school; this show is brought to you by wine. With a new feature at the top of the show – Headlines from the real Left Of Leftfield world. We also come up with ways to get young people to vote, hint at our political leanings and film title translations are back with a bang.

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Left Of Leftfield #31 (Best Of What The LOL Happened Next)

Remember way back when…? We used to do a feature called What The LOL happened next. We’ve cobbled together a best of, and there are some of my favourites in there. Mark’s conversation with an equally tall man. The hero racing towards a blood soaked car (despite being afraid of blood) and the long haired brummie at a job interview.

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