In which Paul takes us through beauty inventions of the past, we help the girlfriend of a trainspotter with ideas to wean him off his hobby. And Mark offers Film titles translated from English into Chinese and back into English with hilarious results.
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In which Nena (of 99 Red Balloons fame) pops in to lambast Paul for his awful show opening. Advice is given on what to do if you get an invite to a nudist barbecue and Paul’s boring inventions appeal to Mark more than had been expected.
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