Brought you by soft drinks. In which a howling wind circles us in the weirdest hotel room in the world. We bong the hell out of some headlines, and Paul gets to open his birthday presents. We also offer some LOL ways to commit the perfect theft of a chocolate bar whilst acknowledging stealing is WRONG!
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